Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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