oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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