physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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