Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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