Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
