he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
A bitchslap is in order.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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