Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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