I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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