Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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