either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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