For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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