You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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