Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
