She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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