The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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