just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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