My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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