I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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