White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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