So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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