Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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