I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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