By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Randomize