god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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