Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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