So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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