i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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