So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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