i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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