i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
where does the pee come out of this thing
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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