I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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