JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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