What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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