My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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