She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Did you pee in the oven last night??
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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