forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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