Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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