oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
