my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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