The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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