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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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