"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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