Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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