HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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