What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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