people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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