i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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