you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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