I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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