I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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