I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Brb crying the tears of my youth
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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