That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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