What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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