she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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