it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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