My pussy is not your playground.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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